Found me some pie. 

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

She’s pure. I haven’t touched her yet.

Wow. How long have you had her? Is this a new record?

I found her today and had to have her.

Very nice. How are your other Pie-wives?

Long gone, Vik. Long gone.

Poor wifeys. Were they good to you at least?

They were good while they lasted. That’s the best I can say about them.

That’s better than nothing. 

Love ‘em and leave ‘em. I think they’ve caught on to my motto.

Your reputation has spread, obviously. 

At least I have an admirable rep.

Found me some pie. 

vanessaursuline:

nathanscarre:

vanessaursuline:

nathanscarre:

You avoided my class while I was avoiding my class? Should I be insulted? Look who’s growing up. When I met you you were just a young, naive, kid. 

Only if you want to be a baby about it. When you met me I was a couple of months younger than I am now. 

I’m pouting right now. Are you months wiser now?

Put a smile on. Nope, I’m just as stupid as ever. 

I don’t know how to smile. You don’t seem stupid.

Found me some pie. 

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

You seem rather excited about that. I assume then that it would be safe to say that pie is a favorite of yours, yes?

Is there food other than pie?

Well, of course there is.

Really? I never noticed.

Are you saying that you’ve only ever eaten pie? I find that very hard to believe.

What can I say? I’ve got me a hollow leg or something.

That’s quite impressive. It’s a miracle you can walk as well as you do.

I pay people to carry me around. My other leg gave up on me years ago.

Found me some pie. 

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

You seem rather excited about that. I assume then that it would be safe to say that pie is a favorite of yours, yes?

Is there food other than pie?

Well, of course there is.

Really? I never noticed.

Are you saying that you’ve only ever eaten pie? I find that very hard to believe.

What can I say? I’ve got me a hollow leg or something.

Found me some pie. 

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

She’s pure. I haven’t touched her yet.

Wow. How long have you had her? Is this a new record?

I found her today and had to have her.

Very nice. How are your other Pie-wives?

Long gone, Vik. Long gone.

Poor wifeys. Were they good to you at least?

They were good while they lasted. That’s the best I can say about them.

That’s better than nothing. 

Love ‘em and leave ‘em. I think they’ve caught on to my motto.

dalewashere:

dalewashere:

nathanscarre:

dalewashere:

nathanscarre:

dalewashere:

I don’t know if you can handle all the pie tastings. It’s not for the weak of heart.

You don’t know my stomach. It’s made of steel. Pure steel.

Good because if you can’t handle it, I’m…

The bottle is a cold mistress, my friend.

That’s why I stick to pie. Nice and warm.

Found me some pie. 

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

duchess-daphne:

nathanscarre:

You seem rather excited about that. I assume then that it would be safe to say that pie is a favorite of yours, yes?

Is there food other than pie?

Well, of course there is.

Really? I never noticed.

Found me some pie. 

kalwalters:

nathanscarre:

kalwalters:

nathanscarre:

kalwalters:

nathanscarre:

kalwalters:

nathanscarre:

kalwalters:

nathanscarre:

kalwalters:

nathanscarre:

kalwalters:

nathanscarre:

Is pie something worth celebrating?

Do you think it’s worth celebrating? Sir. Kal. Kal Sir.

I don’t eat pie, hence why I was asking.

Yeah… I don’t eat pie either.

Right. Sure you don’t Nathan. You’ve been missing around here as of late no?

I was busy. Busy, yeah. I would’ve been here but I was busy.

Oh Nathan, don’t even pretend. We both know you hate teaching. There’s no way you were busy. Pop quiz. Notice a certain someone not here?

Um. No?

Apply yourself a bit. He’s a teacher here and we both despise him. Ringing any bells yet?

It’s ringing a big bell, Kal Sir.

Really now? I assume that would lead you to a name then?

Mitch? Mitchell… I mean, Faline?

There you are. I’m surprised you didn’t notice. He’s been gone for about a week. 

Well, Kal Sir, I’ve been a little preoccupied the past few weeks…

Found me some pie. 

dalewashere:

nathanscarre:

dalewashere:

nathanscarre:

dalewashere:

I don’t know if you can handle all the pie tastings. It’s not for the weak of heart.

You don’t know my stomach. It’s made of steel. Pure steel.

Good because if you can’t handle it, I’m leaving you behind.

You are now an ambassador of pie. We meet every Tuesday where the Alcoholic Anonymous people get their drinks.

I love going there. They always blame the alcoholics for stealing the alcohol.

Then a couple weeks later you see those same alcoholics in the program. Which is stupid because now they have more people to share the booze with.

Alcoholics don’t share.

Found me some pie. 

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

vikki-scarre:

nathanscarre:

She’s pure. I haven’t touched her yet.

Wow. How long have you had her? Is this a new record?

I found her today and had to have her.

Very nice. How are your other Pie-wives?

Long gone, Vik. Long gone.

Poor wifeys. Were they good to you at least?

They were good while they lasted. That’s the best I can say about them.